
A friend, who wishes to remain utterly anonymous, sent me the following (I left the grammatical errors, haphazard plotting, and poor sentence structure in place (I shan’t identify the writer… this is dreadful copy, frankly speaking)):
An unofficial account: Fr Innocent Dresdow’s Pilgrimage Planning Committee struck out again. People arrived at the harbour at about 7:30 am to pick up life vests and get ready to get on the boats which were to leave at 8 am. Pilgrims were stuck at the dock for hours –no boats. “Unmitigated disaster” was the most frequently heard phrase after “appalling”….Not enough life vests were provided. At least 15 people were not able to go to Monk’s Lagoon because of a lack of
life vests.
+Benjamin {sic… this is a sign that the original author is a boob… no grounded person EVER puts a cross in front of a bishop’s name… what a maroon!: editor} did not go to Spruce Island. He served liturgy in Kodiak for those unable to travel for one reason or another. +Jonah (sic) and his entourage took a charter boat (may have been donated) to Monk’s Lagoon on schedule (along with Vic Downing of the “Pilgrimage Planning Committee” and “self-appointed advisor to the Holy Synod”). However a hundred or more pilgrims (possible including Serbian Bishop Maxim) waited at the harbor for boats that did not materialize in a timely manner. Many waited a previously unheard of 2 hours — some 4.
St. Innocent’s Academy (bulgarian) reportedly transported people to Monashka Bay by car to ferry them to Monk’s Lagoon on the small boats/skiffs. Reportedly the Russian pilgrims ended up chartering the M/V(motor vessel) U Rascal so they could get to Monk’s Lagoon. It is very expensive, but one (non Russian) pilgrim reported that the charter fee was donated. Learning that many priests were stuck at Kodiak harbor, Forum member Tatiana Berestoff and the skiffman for their boat, F/V (fishing vessel) Luba Marie, turned their power skiff around and picked up at least 6 priests. They all boarded the Luba Marie before making the crossing to Monk’s Lagoon due to fog. A small vessel full of babies, children, women and priests! Tatiana’s husband, Andy, is the skipper.
Men from Spruce Island ferried people from the boats to the shore at Monk’s Lagoon.
Liturgy began late, possibly 10:30-11 am rather than 9 am.
Aside from the gnats torturing the faithful, the Liturgy at the chapel at Monk’s Lagoon was wonderful. Many, many people were there and shortly before Communion, the clouds parted and the sun came out. Although the forecast was that the weather would go downhill, the sun stayed out and made this joyous occasion much more pleasant. The choir was from St. Innocent’s Academy, and the singing was beautiful.
The F/V Luba Marie ended up bringing approximately 50 men, women & children back to Kodiak resembling more of a refugee beat than a group of pilgrims.
St. Innocent’s Academy put on a dance in the park next to the church. The traditional soup supper that usually warms the returning pilgrims was done on Monday, so pilgrims dispersed to find food. The Academy brought a large number of watermelons for the people.
Firstly, I apologise for the extremely poor writing in the above excerpt. Can you believe that one of Harry Coin’s inner sanctum at the Orthodox Forum wrote it (No… it wasn’t Harry, or Bill, or Fr Michael… all of them can write better than the author can)? It was one of the SVS fanatics, though… you’d think that with all their supposed “education” that they could, at least, write coherently! Nevertheless, there are diamonds in the muck. This was a Chinese Fire Drill from start to finish… with the caveat that a Chinese Fire Drill only looks chaotic to Westerners… it does have a structure and form, after all. JP screwed up in full view of Yustinian Ovchinnikov. Matusiak’s a bone-idle dogsbody, so, oca.org didn’t have anything up until Wednesday, but, rest assured, the Centre was aware of this travesty on Monday night (Vladyki Yustinian saw to that). To compound matters, there were NOT hundreds of people… it’s impossible to get that many across to Spruce Island… it’s not a port after all, it only has an anchorage. At best, you can fit a boat of about 20 metres in length in there… you couldn’t even fit in a large craft, let alone an actual ship (that is, something over 60 metres in length). In short, all of the OCA sources, even this somewhat critical account, are fudging the number of participants. Stop it… the Centre knows the truth of the matter… Vladyki Yustinian reported in, kiddies. This was an incompetent muddle from stem to stern. This would have NEVER happened in the old Metropolia days. The planning would’ve been in the hands of the native elders and everything would’ve gone swimmingly. Jonas Paffhausen’s an incompetent boob… the more one sees of him, the more one becomes convinced that he’s the cat’s-paw of the Unholy Trinity… Peterson, Kondratick, and Kishkovsky. Remember, JP said at PSTGU last year that “no one was left from the old administration, save for clerical staff and a housecleaner…”. I think that there are 250,000 reasons for calling him a liar on that score…
It’s never boring, is it? Someone should get out the humane killer and put down the OCA before more people are scandalised… I’m NOT alone in that view…
Barbara-Marie Drezhlo
Thursday 12 August 2010
Albany NY