Voices from Russia

Friday, 24 May 2013

24 May 2013. One of the Cabinet Sent These On… “Orthodox Grumpy Cat”… It’s a HOOT!

00 Orthodox Grumpy Cat 01. 24.05.13

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00 Orthodox Grumpy Cat 02. 24.05.13

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00 Orthodox Grumpy Cat 03. 24.05.13

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00 Orthodox Grumpy Cat 04. 24.05.13

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The above images prove that “there’s life in the old dog, yet”. When we retain the ability to laugh at our foibles, we’re healthy. Pass the jug and smile…

BMD 

Friday, 10 May 2013

Volodya’s Cycling Friend: ALWAYS On His Shoulder

00a Volodya and Cat. Krasnoyarsk. Russia. 10.05.13

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00b Volodya and Cat. Krasnoyarsk. Russia. 10.05.13

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00c Volodya and Cat. Krasnoyarsk. Russia. 10.05.13

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Volodya’s from Krasnoyarsk, in Siberia. He rides his bike every day on Tatyshev Island in the Yenisei River. He does it in good company… his cat is always on his shoulder! Volodya found the poor kitten in a tree… crows were trying to attack it. So, he had to climb up the tree to reach the kitten; he didn’t plan it, but he took the kitten home. He wanted to put the kitten in his backpack or near his chest, but the animal chose the best place by itself, he sat on Volodya’s shoulder. That’s how he took the little cat home. In summer 2010, when it was over 30 degrees (86 degrees Fahrenheit), they shocked everybody in Krasnoyarsk by taking part in a cycling marathon and riding together almost 100 kilometres (62 miles)! Several times, Volodya stopped and gave water to his cat; when they reached the finish line, both were exhausted… the cat laid down in the shade of the bushes to rest. However, in just a half-hour, it was full of energy and happiness again.

7 May 2013

English Russia

http://englishrussia.com/2013/05/07/cat-and-man-always-cycling-together/#more-123190

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

7 May 2013. Sergei Yolkin’s World. Events of the Week in Cartoons: 22 to 26 April 2013

00 Sergei Yolkin. Events of the Week in Cartoons. 22 to 26 April 2013. 2013

Events of the Week in Cartoons: 22 to 26 April 2013

Sergei Yolkin

2013

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Who’s up to what… Sergei Yolkin brings you the most notable “living things” of the week… penguins, actress Brigitte Bardot’s cat, and the “Tigr” armoured car in the Victory Day parade .

26 April 2013

Sergei Yolkin

RIA-Novosti

http://ria.ru/caricature/20130426/934838487.html

Monday, 1 April 2013

Cat Threat: New Zealand to Give Puss the Boot

00 kitty cat in gaol. cartoon. 01.04.13

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In an attempt to turn New Zealand into a sanctuary for flightless kiwi birds and other endangered local wildlife, the island nation’s parliament is considering a measure to expel all cats from the country, bringing a disdainful hiss from all feline lovers. The issue has divided New Zealanders for years, with wildlife activists claiming that the domesticated balls of fluff are still “natural-born killers”, genetically-coded to dispatch a kiwi with a single paw swipe. Only some 5 percent of kiwi chicks manage to survive to adulthood, whilst struggling against an onslaught of invasive purry predators. Prof Phil Kummer {this may be an insider’s joke, профиль кума in Russian is “the godfather’s profile”… a “godfather” being the chekist in charge of internal security at a GULag camp: editor}, leading expert at the Organisation for Helping Ground Animals with Defence (OHGAWD), said, “If we’re serious about kiwi conservation, we must give up our cat addiction. Cute and fluffy as they come, our felines are birds’ natural enemies. We must stop kiwi killings by cats once and for all, to secure a future for New Zealand’s national symbol”. One proposal is to load all cats onto a barge, then, to ship them off to a more suitable place, one ready to give this mewing cargo a new home. This Noah’s puss ark could drop anchor in Australia, amongst other destinations, where they could set up a shelter to let the exiled tabbies frolic around and bask in the sunlight without wreaking havoc on defenceless kiwis.

1 April 2013

Voice of Russia World Service

http://english.ruvr.ru/2013_04_01/Cat-threat-New-Zealand-to-give-puss-the-boot-504/

Editor’s Note:

Are you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? Look at the date… my, my, my… Barnum WAS right, wasn’t he? Give a round (of applause and drinks, both) to the VOR gang… this was top-shelf tongue-in-cheek ironic comedy… from people whose native tongue isn’t English. This restores my faith in humanity… and in its enduring good-sense…

BMD

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