According to the Washington Times, Papa Smurf is the Paramount Leader of the Smurfs, a Red community in a forest near you… see that RED HAT and the RED PANTALOONS… that’s proof for ya… Glenn Beck said so!
Read this. If one reads it carefully, one can see that this is a tongue-in-cheek spoof (at least, I hope that’s what it is)… but it’s a poorly-executed and crude one. It’s so dreadfully done that some blithering Tea Party idiot (such as Paffhausen or Webster) is going to write an “open letter” or “encyclical” condemning the Marxism of the Smurfs. As for me, I think that the Smurfs are harmless… maybe, not cool or special… but harmless. Next thing you know, they’ll be against Jack and the Beanstalk because Jack nicked the gold from the good capitalist giant. Oh, yes, Moonie nutter cultists own this paper, and Potapov’s had a longstanding relationship with ‘em for years (their lunatic “religion” NEVER bothered him)… it’s where he got the drooling hack writer for the piece about JP in the Post. This sort of dreck forms the konvertsy mind… but don’t turn your back on ‘em… you might be sorry.