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Saturday, 29 December 2012

Consider No-Fat, and Watch the Levels!

00 Sergei Yolkin. Consider No-Fat, and Watch the Levels! 2012

Consider No-Fat, and Watch the Levels!

Sergei Yolkin

2012

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This is another multilayered Yolkin pun. What levels should we watch? Hmm… here are three:

  • The level of fat in salad dressing
  • The level of eating at holiday parties
  • The level of drinking at holiday parties

The “40 degrees” on the scale is Celsius, of course, which translates out to 104 degrees Fahrenheit. One should eat the steamed buckwheat kasha referenced below at that temp.

BMD

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For New Year celebrations, doctors recommend that you shouldn’t pig out at holiday festivities, that you should replace mayonnaise in salads with lower-caloric lesser-fat-content dressings, and that you should eat two spoons of steamed buckwheat kasha before drinking alcoholic beverages.

28 December 2012

Sergei Yolkin

RIA-Novosti

http://ria.ru/caricature/20121228/916607775.html

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