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Tuesday, 7 July 2015

Greece Said Sorry to the EU with a Present of an Enormous Wooden Horse

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Three years old… but still à propos. Have a healthy chuckle or two…

BMD

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Left outside the European Central Bank in the dead of night, they’ve now moved the horse into the ECB’s central lobby where it’s proudly on display. A gift tag attached to the horse, which is surprisingly light for its size and has small holes along the length of its body, suggested that they should place it in the bank’s vaults overnight to avoid it being targeted by thieves. Mario Draghi, President of the ECB, said, “How nice of the Greeks to acknowledge the trouble we’ve been put to on their behalf with this wonderful horse, handmade, and so large it could hold a dozen double-decker buses. The card with it, which had a teddy bear dressed as a hobo on the front, explained that Greece made us this because they don’t have enough money for a present, which brought a tear to my eye. However, unless they can somehow find billions overnight, then, austerity measures must continue”. Oddly, Greek representatives in Brussels hinted that they might soon be in a position to settle their debts; they puzzled the French and German banks that hold their loans by asking if there is any discount for cash. The Spanish government reacted angrily to the gift, accusing the Greeks of trying to bribe the ECB and redoubling their own efforts to weave a gigantic sombrero-wearing straw donkey.

15 May 2012

The Daily Mash

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/greeks-apologise-with-huge-horse-2012051527146

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