A Cossack Christmas feast in Volgograd… let’s do likewise! Pass me the jug and cheer! God didn’t make us to be a misery-guts with a face three-feet-long!
If anyone wishes me “Happy Holidays”, I’m going to thank them for their care and kindness. It’s NOT an attack on Christmas. I intend to spread the unbridled joy and boisterous good cheer of the Repentant Scrooge to all about me, not the tight-arsed purse-lipped acerbic misanthropy of the Unrepentant Scrooge. Be a force for good this holiday season…
Do pass the jug… that does piss off the plug-uglies, doesn’t it?