Oops… I FARTED! Right when she paused for emphasis… Andy Cuomo laughed his ass off! It was those refriteras I was eatin’…
Great news for all #NeverHillary fans who refuse to support the presumptive Democratic nominee. Activists are planning the “world’s largest fart-in” during Clinton’s acceptance speech at the Democratic national convention. Organised by Poor People’s Economic Rights Campaign and 2012 Green Party vice-presidential candidate Cheri Honkala, the “fart-in” will take place at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia on 28 July. As for how to get participants all warmed up, Honkala will turn to the “musical fruit”. She told Truthdig:
We’ll hold a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighbourhood on the afternoon of 28 July. We’ll set up a Clintonville there, modelled on the Hoovervilles of the 1930s where the poor and unemployed built shantytowns. The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing.
The “Beans for Hillary” supper includes Clinton’s Democratic rival Bernie Sanders on the invite list, although nobody’s “caught wind” yet on whether he’s accepted. The group called for canned bean donations and the homeless will receive the leftovers. RT’s Chris Hedges, a Pulitzer-prize winning journalist and ordained minister, will open the event with a prayer. Honkala released a number of reasons why she thinks Clinton and her husband, former president Bill Clinton, stink, stating:
They decimated the working class with the North American Free Trade Agreement. They exploded the prison population under the 1994 Omnibus Crime bill and draconian drug laws that mandated life sentences. They destroyed the welfare system; under the old system, 70 percent of the recipients were children. They turned the airwaves over to a half-dozen corporations by deregulating the FCC. They ripped down the firewalls between commercial and investment banks that precipitated the global meltdown. There isn’t a war they don’t support. Their record on civil liberties is appalling.
Police arrested and handcuffed Honkala, along with Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein, in a “black site” after Stein tried to debate “democratically-elected” President Barack Obama in 2012.
- Very excited for the massive #fartin if @HillaryClinton rigs the election enough to actually win. Kelly Szymanowski @kelszym
- @GodandtheBear @Truthdig I’m sure her speech will be flatulent. As usual LOL SGT GRAVES USA RET. @sgteatme2012
- #Hillary Clinton is as likable as a fart in a crowded elevator. But because of women like her, I’ve got the right to vote for somebody else. Nadia Business @talk0underworld
20 June 2016