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Wednesday, 25 April 2018

Who Woulda Thunk It? Heinz Mayochup Is Officially Coming to the USA


Give yourself an extra pat on the back… thanks to you, there’s a new symbol of America joining the ranks of apple pie, the bald eagle, and red, white, and blue Chubbies, and its name (for now) is Mayochup. After igniting an internet war last week, Heinz left the decision to bring its new condiment hybrid stateside in our hands. After almost a million votes, the country decided that mayonnaise and ketchup, in fact, do belong in the same bottle. However, the one thing more controversial about the sauce itself is what its name should actually be. It seems like Heinz can’t decide either, so for now, the brand is asking us to exercise our internet voices once again to come up with something better.

Your Favorite Mayo Brand Is Now Making Ketchup, Too »

17 April 2018

Andrew Bui

Tasting Table



Heinz sells this all over the world…. actually, the USA is Tail-End Charlie as far as this prepared condiment is concerned. If you’re of “a certain age”, you remember “two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion, on a sesame-seed bun”. The special sauce was nothing more than ketchup and mayonnaise mashed together… mayochup. You’ve had it before thousands of times on fast-food burgers. Now, all you lazy fuckers won’t have to mix it up yourselves. Of course, if you want it spicy, well, you’ll have to mix your own hot sauce…



25 April 2018. Cuba Sent Doctors… the USA Sent Bombs… Which One is Moral and Which One is Evil?


Cuba sent doctors and medicine to Syria… the USA dropped bombs and armed Islamist terrorists. I ask you, which one is moral and which one is evil? I know where I stand… where do you stand? Do you support “exceptional” America and its bullying violence or do you support the Island of Freedom and its message of hope and healing? I needn’t remind you that one is capitalist and the other is socialist… it does illustrate the basic nature of the two systems, doesn’t it?


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