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Thursday, 12 March 2015

12 March 2015. Oh, The Humanity!! Tomorrow is FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!

00 Black Cat. It's Friday the 13th... Shudder. 13.09.13

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Tomorrow is FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH! OH NO! We all gotta crawl into our holes until the day’s over. Truly… Friday the 13th is just another day, kids… pass the jug and smile. Watch all the numbnutz shit that’s gonna come down tomorrow. As I say, smile and thank the Good God for another day… I’ve NEVER had gnarly shit happen to me on Friday the 13th… I’ll confide that I’m not alone.

A special note to Orthodox people… I’ll lay even money that those who believe in the “toll house” fallacy also believe in Friday the 13th… one is just as logical and true as the other one is…

BMD

Friday, 13 June 2014

13 June 2014. It’s Friday the Thirteenth… SHUDDER!

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Funny “Facts About Friday the 13th”

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IT’S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!

SHUDDER!

Actually, NOTHING out of the ordinary has EVER happened to me on this date, and I’m 60! Get real and get living!

BMD

Friday, 13 September 2013

13 September 2013. It’s Friday the 13th… Shudder!

00 Black Cat. It's Friday the 13th... Shudder. 13.09.13

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Today’s Friday the Thirteenth… all the crazies are going to come out of the woodwork, kids. Trust me, there’s NOTHING special about Friday the Thirteenth… it’s no more unluckier than any other day. The same sorts who fear this day are the same ones who believe in Creationism, the Flat Earth, and the City on a Hill. Orthodox people know these sorts as canon-quoters, “666” fanatics, and Toll House nutters. In short, all the loudmouthed ignoranuses are going to be out today. Pop the top off a cold one and have a cleansing laugh! The world hasn’t gotten saner in the last 24… the Human Comedy (or, should I say “Tragicomedy”) rolls ever onward. Remember, Bugs WAS right… “what a buncha maroons”.

Have a good one and don’t forget to notice all the crazies out there (no, they’re NOT goofing on you… they actually believe all those things and want you to share them, too… sheesh!)…

BMD

 

Friday, 13 July 2012

13 July 2012. It’s Friday the Thirteenth! RUN AND HIDE!

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How many of you out there have triskaidekaphobia, or its cousins paraskevidekatriaphobia or friggatriskaidekaphobia? NO! I’m not making these up… it’s for real (the terms, not the fear). Your intrepid editor says to fill a shot glass with your fave adult beverage and chug it down. Afterwards, shout out a heartfelt, “Fuck all superstition!” Repeat as often as necessary. I take no responsibility for what happens if you happen to take my advice too… ENTHUSIASTICALLY. You’re on your own…

BMD

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