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Sunday, 2 April 2017

Aleksei Zhurako’s April Fool’s Day Post

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Editor:

This is an obvious April Fool… however, I don’t think that Aleksei wanted to “fool” anyone… it’s an acerbic comment on what’s happened in the Ukraine. It’s my “vote” for Best April Fool Post… using satire and biting criticism to make a legit point.

BMD

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Dear Friends!

Urgent! Inside! Exclusive!

Putin and Trump agreed on the Ukraine and came to a compromise!

As it was a compromise, one understands that both sides had to make concessions; probably, each side will remain disgruntled, but here’s the deal we have:

Trump as a businessman, insisted on the position that once America invested so much cash in the Ukraine, they had to receive dividends from their money. He has a lot of problems in the USA itself… the Democrats have him under heavy criticism after losing the White House and both houses of Congress. With one blow, Trump decided to end these challenges… former US Vice-President Joe Biden, who managed things in the Ukraine, will become Poroshenko’s direct successor and move to Kiev (in principle… what was covert becomes overt). This is what the USA gets. For his part, Putin insisted that if Biden took over in the Ukraine, the Ukraine would transit to a federal system of government… just like in the USA. DNR Head of State A V Zakharchenko would become the Ukrainian Vice-President. Thus, the two superpowers would have a representative in Kiev, balancing out their interests. Alas, Poroshenko would escape justice… he’ll become the Governor of Puerto Rico. To ease his transition, Natalya Yaresko is there arranging things. Sources in Kiev said that they offered Poroshenko other options, but he insisted on Puerto Rico because he’d have daily and unlimited access to rum, which they produce on this island. There’s information that Putin and Trump concluded a side-bet about Poroshenko. Trump insists “the people were crank” in the Ukraine… Poroshenko is really a first-class manager, who’d be able to turn around and pick up the local economy in Puerto Rico. Putin believes that the Ukrainians are tremendous and hard-working people… the Euromaidan ghouls weren’t good for them. San Juan (and the rest of the world) awaits Pyotr Alekseyevich’s arrival. Let’s see what happens… “Puerto Rico takes off!” or Poroshenko’s nonsense will move the people to hold a referendum to get out from under such “leadership”…  #ПэуртоРикоНаш  #Peurtorikonash?

Thanks,

Aleksei Zhuravko

1 April 2017

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Saturday, 24 September 2016

24 September 2016. Dr Jill: Cut Ties With Terror-Supporting States

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That would mean that the USA would have to cut ties with (or at least seriously cut back ties) the KSA, the Persian Gulf kleptocracies, Honduras, Israel, and the Ukraine. That’s what Dr Jill’s statement means… it’s a meaty reflection…

BMD

24 September 2016. Keep It Simple… This is What’s at Stake This November

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This is what’s at stake this November. That is all…

BMD

Friday, 23 September 2016

23 September 2016. This is Why No Decent Person Can Vote for the Duopoly This Year

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At a rally for Hillary Clinton Vice-President Joe Biden bellowed:

Trump would’ve loved Stalin! We never bow. We never bend. We never kneel. We never yield. We own the finish line. That’s who we are. We’re America!

Clinton nodded her approval of this.

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Chilly Hilly, Trump the Chump, and Scary Gary all have neocon advisers who advise war, war, war… only Dr Jill advocates peace. Remember, if there’s a war, their sons won’t fight and die… yours will. After all, their boys are important; they’re the future of the Oligarchy and of the Affluent Effluent, their lives are precious and must have protection… to them, your boys are expendable cattle; they’re ordinary sods, if they die, who cares, they’re no-accounts, anyway. The sooner that America wakes up to this reality, the better…

As for America always winning… I’d mention Korea, Vietnam, South Ossetia, Iran, Nicaragua, Cuba… to name just a few of failures of the Anglo aggressors since 1945. That’s not to mention the unfolding catastrophe for Anglo aggression in Novorossiya… their puppets aren’t only inept bumblers, they’ve sunk a once-prosperous land to a level lower than Somalia. American forces remain mired in Afghanistan and Iraq, and American moves against Russia and China aren’t going as planned. That is, Biden’s statement isn’t factual, it was a hubristical boast. What does it tell you about him and Chilly Hilly?

Vote for Dr Jill, not Bloodsucking Hill… you have a vote… use it!

BMD

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