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Monday, 6 April 2015

“I Say, It’s a Joke, Son” Department… Cruz’s Constant References to Jesus Drives Millions to Atheism

00 Foghorn Ted Cruz. 06.04.15


Atheist leaders report that Republican Presidential candidate Ted Cruz’s constant references to Jesus Christ in his speeches and campaign ads are sparking a strong interest in atheism among millions of Americans. Since Senator Cruz (R-TX) announced his candidacy two weeks ago with the words “God isn’t done with America yet”, Carol Foyler, the executive director of the American Society of Atheists said that a substantial number of Americans “have begun seriously questioning the existence of God. It’s been amazing. We’re getting calls from people who’re curious about atheism for the first time in their lives. When we ask them what got them thinking about it, they all say the same thing, ‘I just heard Ted Cruz talk’ ”. Foyler said that her group often notices a surge in atheism after natural disasters or other traumatic events that rattle people’s faith, but she added, “We’ve never seen anything like Ted Cruz”. After Cruz aired an Easter weekend campaign ad in which he spoke of the transformative power of Christ, Foyler said, “Our phones were ringing off the hook. As an atheist, I naturally don’t believe in the power of Christ to transform people, but I definitely believe in the power of Ted Cruz to transform people into atheists”. Richard Dawkins, evolutionary biologist and outspoken atheist, said that Cruz’s ability to convert millions to atheism was “nothing short of extraordinary.  Ted Cruz created more atheists in two weeks than I have in decades”.

6 April 2015

Andy Borowitz

Borowitz Report

New Yorker


Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Fox News Blubbers Over Amerikantsy Puppet Junta in Kiev

00 Fox News and Russia. 30.04.14.


Read this. This is proof, even for the slow learners, that Fox News is nothing but a Langley dezinformatsiya outlet. They take Turchinov, the junta chieftain, a bandit pakhan, at face value. They don’t report the situation objectively or critically.

To put it plainly, the junta has lost control of large swathes of the country, it’s Navy chief went over to the Russians, armed neo-Nazi bands roam the streets unhindered, and its armed forces/cops are going over to the side of the patriot elements in the southeast. Turchinov may as well pack his bags and go to Pat Robertson at Liberty University to beg for a job. If things continue at this rate, the present ramshackle Kiev junta could fall as early as Victory Day, and it won’t last much past the referendum in the southeast.

There are three possible scenarios. Firstly, Yuliya could tire of using puppets and take over the reins openly (now, she’s the main puppeteer for the Americans). I view this as the most probable. Turchinov, Yatsenyuk, and Avakov are bumblers, whose only qualification is that they’re loyal thieves in service to the Uncrowned Thief-in-Law of the Ukraine, Darlin’ Yuliya. This would spark off a shooting war and swift secession of New Russia and parts of Little Russia. Secondly, the junta could collapse and the Russians (and the Poles, Romanians, and Magyars) would pick up the pieces. I find this the least probable (even though it’d be the least bloody). Thirdly, the so-called election would occur in the Rump Ukraine on 25 May, the Americans would install their man, Candy King Porsoshenko as their satrap, which would spark an immediate civil war. What that would lead to and end as, no one knows, least of all, me.

Fox News is no journalistic outlet… but then again, was it ever such? CNN is no better; it’s just the other side of the same debased and battered coin. The rollercoaster ride continues…


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Sunday, 27 April 2014

27 April 2014. It’s 12 Days to Victory Day…

00 Thank Grandpa. 27.04.14


It’s twelve days to Victory Day… the 69th anniversary of the end of the Great Patriotic War. Not many of the old codgers are left… they did save the world from a long Nazi night. God willing, we won’t need the same sacrifice to turn aside the long American nightmare. Godlessness is nasty… especially, when it comes disguised in “religious” vesture… “Liberty University”, anyone?


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Wednesday, 16 April 2014

16 April 2014. A Point to Ponder this Holy Week…

00 Jesus was a radical.16


Jesus wouldn’t have been welcome at Liberty University… Jesus wouldn’t have been welcome at the Washington Times or the Washington Examiner… Jesus wouldn’t have been welcome at the American Enterprise Institute. The New York Times, CNN, and Fox would’ve shunned him… Pat Robertson, Timothy Dolan, Paffhausen, and Franklin Graham would’ve denounced him… Serge Schmemann, Sophia Kishkovsky, and Rod Dreher would’ve ignored him. The Council on Foreign Relations would’ve laughed at him. The WCC would’ve “tolerated” him. The country club set would’ve told rude jokes about him. Certainly, he wouldn’t be on the guest list for Mary Lou Whitney’s next party and Langley would tail him “for national security reasons”.

Reflect on this when you hear unhinged righties try to tell you that Our Lord Christ would’ve approved of the anti-people ravening agenda of the Republican Party. They lie… Our Lord Himself said so when He was on earth. They didn’t tack him up to a cross for nothing…


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