Voices from Russia

Thursday, 12 March 2015

12 March 2015. Oh, The Humanity!! Tomorrow is FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!

00 Black Cat. It's Friday the 13th... Shudder. 13.09.13



Tomorrow is FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH! OH NO! We all gotta crawl into our holes until the day’s over. Truly… Friday the 13th is just another day, kids… pass the jug and smile. Watch all the numbnutz shit that’s gonna come down tomorrow. As I say, smile and thank the Good God for another day… I’ve NEVER had gnarly shit happen to me on Friday the 13th… I’ll confide that I’m not alone.

A special note to Orthodox people… I’ll lay even money that those who believe in the “toll house” fallacy also believe in Friday the 13th… one is just as logical and true as the other one is…


Friday, 13 July 2012

13 July 2012. It’s Friday the Thirteenth! RUN AND HIDE!


How many of you out there have triskaidekaphobia, or its cousins paraskevidekatriaphobia or friggatriskaidekaphobia? NO! I’m not making these up… it’s for real (the terms, not the fear). Your intrepid editor says to fill a shot glass with your fave adult beverage and chug it down. Afterwards, shout out a heartfelt, “Fuck all superstition!” Repeat as often as necessary. I take no responsibility for what happens if you happen to take my advice too… ENTHUSIASTICALLY. You’re on your own…


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