Voices from Russia

Monday, 28 April 2014

28 April 2014. Here’s What REALLY On Offer in the Ukraine

00 1000 gryvnia a month. 28.04.14


00 the chice is yours. 28.04.14


1,000 gryvnia is 87 bucks (3,140 Roubles. 96 CAD. 94 AUD. 63 Euros. 57 UK Pounds). That ain’t much for a monthly pension… now, the junta wants people to live on HALF of that. What’s that, you say? What’re Yatsenyuk, Timoshenko, Poroshenko, Turchinov, Avakov, and the Klichkos giving up? Why, nothing at all, you silly wabbit! They’re successful people, and according to the canons of unregulated libertarian crapitalism, that gives them the right to shit all over everyone else with impunity. They don’t have to give up ANYTHING. By the way, the Western press is trumpeting Yanukovich’s boodle… why, his haul wasn’t a tithe of what the above named thieves hauled in, and they’re still doing so (they stole American MREs for the army and sold ’em on the internet!). However, don’t be too harsh on the Ukie oligarchs and their shitbird politco pals… they’re only following the sterling example set by Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin, and Wet Willy Romney. Why, you’d think that there was something WRONG with corruption and whoring for bucks! After all, they’re only following in the footsteps of the US Congress (read your Mark Twain… the rot on the Hill goes WAY back).

The people, not only of the Ukraine, but of the West, too, have a choice. “Do you want to be heroes or do you want to be consumers?” Yes, what do YOU want? Choose well…


By the way, I took two Russian demotivationals… and put a new text to the top one, and basically translated the text of the second. 

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