Voices from Russia

Wednesday, 30 December 2015

Great White North Follies… Coon Snatches Donut in Coffee Shop… Where Were the Cops?

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A raccoon put his ninja skills to use in a stealthy doughnut-stealing mission at a Canadian café. One of the customers caught the furry masked thief in the act and posted his escapade on YouTube. The raccoon descended from the coffee-shop ceiling and artfully reached for a shelf full of pastries. An amused onlooker said, “If he falls out of that hole, it’s gonna hurt”, but the raccoon held his own… in seconds, he grabbed a doughnut and fled back to the shadows. A customer caught the whole caper on camera and shared it online. Peter Jensen, who recorded the video, told Buzzfeed Canada, “People outside were cheering when he finally got the doughnut”. People quickly compared the doughnut-stealing raccoon to the “pizza rat” from the New York Subway. Earlier this year, the rodent captured the world’s attention when a video caught it dragging a slice of pizza down a series of subway steps.

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My question is, “This was a coffee shop… where were the cops? Don’t Canadian coppers do coffee n’ doughnuts the way that American cops do?” Or, did a cop sit there and laugh his ass off at it all? Perspirin’ minds wanna know…



Sunday, 30 August 2015

30 August 2015. Animal Funnies… Deliver Me!

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Friday, 1 May 2015

1 May 2015. From the Russian Web… A Coon’s Prayer: LORD! Rid the World of Idiots… PLEASE!

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When I saw this on a Russian website, it hooked me. That’s the original caption (“Englished”, of course). I love it… two ‘coons praying for deliverance from klutzdom. Priceless!


Wednesday, 29 April 2015

29 April 2015. From the Russian Web… Raccoon Funnies: Super ‘Coon to the Rescue!

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s SUPER ‘COON! And he’s bringing back that kitten that wandered off whilst you were gardening. “Now, can I have a can of that nice tuna fish that I know you keep under the sink? Pretty please? I DID bring back your cat…”


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